A-Z About Justin McChristion

A is for asparagus, my least favorite food. It is also for apples, my favorite food. There are red, green, yellow, and many other types of apples.

B is for birthday, because mine is on Tuesday. I am going to Buffalo Wild Wings and I am going to Lucky Strikes, but it stinks that we have to leave by nine o’ clock because the start serving alcohol.

C is for cat. I hate every cat except my friend Mitchell Galizia’s cats. They have a black one named Shadow and a retarded one named Kuma.

D is for dominos because that was my favorite childhood toy. It is also for Dominos pizza.

E is for elephant because my favorite show to watch is Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory. In one episode you got to see him make an advertisement and he jumped off of elephants into lakes.

F is for food because it is one of the most important things in my life. I am eating almost all of the time.

G is for green because green is my favorite color. I like it because it is different than all of the other colors.

H is for Hungry Howie’s because I love pizza and I have a ton of it. It can also stand for just hungry because I am always hungry.

I is for ice-cream because I will eat it year round, even in the winter, I prefer soft ice-cream.

J is for Justin. I chose this word because it is my name. Also there are many people that I know who have the same name as me.

K is for Kalahari because whenever I go there I actually never get bored. It can also stand for kangaroo because is saw my first kangaroo at Kalahari.

L is for lazy because all I ever want to do is sleep.

M is for morado because in Spanish it means purple. Purple is my Mom’s and my Dad’s favorite color. It is also for motive because I want to get into Michigan University and that is my motive to do well in school.

N is for notification because whenever I go on Facebook I always have a ton of random, pointless notifications.

O is for opportunity because my dad always says opportunities come only once in a lifetime some times so if you see one then take it.

P is for passion because teaches that if you want to get better at something you have to have a passion to achieve greatness.

Q is for quick because I like things to be done quickly and I do things quickly.

R is for right because I am right handed and cannot write with my left hand.

S is for surprise because I like surprises and I like to surprise people.

T is for tator-tot because I like them because they are better than French fries.

U is for uniform because I think that everything should have an order.

V is for volume because I think that the funniest science story was when the guy who discovered volume ran through the streets yelling “Eureka!”

W is for wordy because I tend to not be able to condense my words. It can also stand for water because I need it to live.

X is for xylotomous because it means anything that bores into wood and I like woodpeckers.

Y is for yeerma which I learned in the book Walkabout. It is supposed to mean food.

Z is for zany because when I am with my friends form my old school I act pretty crazily.